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Total Medals Earned: 154 (From
45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,875 Points
A blobs tale 2
First Death
Unlocked 3/28/10
5 Points Life after death
5 Points Life after death
Can't get enough!
50 Points
Replay the game.
I don't need lives!
100 Points
Finish the game without dying.
Kill the Main Boss
100 Points
Defeat the final boss.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/255 points)
Alkie Kong 2
Rick Rolled
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty
Unlocked 5/16/09
5 Points View the high scores.
5 Points View the high scores.
Great Listener
Unlocked 5/16/09
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender
Unlocked 5/16/09
25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case
25 Points
Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy
50 Points
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case
50 Points
Find 24 bottles.
Olympian
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity
100 Points
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (40/500 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/17 (50/480 points)
Babies Dream...
PHYSICAL THERAPY
Unlocked 3/10/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD
Unlocked 3/10/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Unlocked 3/10/10
5 Points Find the incomplete area.
5 Points Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY
Unlocked 3/10/10
25 Points Finish Mell's story.
25 Points Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/450 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Bully the weak.
25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
Unlocked 10/3/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
BearBound
Merit Badge
10 Points
Find the camp.
Bear it all
25 Points
Get a career.
Look Down on Me
25 Points
Find the secret temple.
StarBound
Unlocked 1/9/11
25 Points Find the rocket ship.
25 Points Find the rocket ship.
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/90 points)
Bobby's adventure
I'll just have one
Unlocked 1/8/11
5 Points Eat your first cookie
5 Points Eat your first cookie
Killing spree
Unlocked 1/8/11
5 Points Kill 10 enemies
5 Points Kill 10 enemies
Nothing
5 Points
this medal shouldnt be here
Stockpile
5 Points
Have over 50 lives
Super killing spree
Unlocked 1/8/11
5 Points Kill 25 enemies
5 Points Kill 25 enemies
The bigger they are
Unlocked 1/8/11
5 Points Defeat the boss
5 Points Defeat the boss
I hate spikes
10 Points
No deaths from spikes
MY BOMB!!!
10 Points
Dont drop the bomb
OM NOM NOM
10 Points
Eat all the food in the game
Speed run
10 Points
Complete game under 5 min
Thats a lot of bodies
10 Points
Kill all of the enemies
Unnecessary calories
10 Points
Keep your lives under 15
What a day
Unlocked 1/8/11
25 Points Complete the game
25 Points Complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/13 (45/115 points)
Chaos Faction 2
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Unlocked 2/13/11
5 Points Burn someone to a crisp
5 Points Burn someone to a crisp
Recycler
Unlocked 2/13/11
5 Points Kill someone with a dropped weapon
5 Points Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Zoned Out
5 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Anger Management
10 Points
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Crate Expectations
10 Points
Collect 20 crates in one match
In The Zone
Unlocked 2/13/11
10 Points Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
10 Points Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
KAPOW!
10 Points
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Magic Number
10 Points
Get a 3x multikill
Zero Gravity
10 Points
Go offscreen and recover
4 On The Floor
25 Points
Get a 4x multikill
Architect
25 Points
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Chaos Kudos
25 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Immortal
25 Points
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Veteran
25 Points
Play 10 deathmatch games
Fantastic 5
50 Points
Get a 5x multikill
Lift Off!
50 Points
Knock someone into space
Pacifist
50 Points
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Survivor
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Take The Plunge
50 Points
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Up And Away
50 Points
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Charlie Sheen - Winning
Bend Over
5 Points
Die 5 Times
People Person
Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points Run 250 people over
5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity
5 Points
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood
Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles
Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points Travel over 2.5 miles
5 Points Travel over 2.5 miles
CARnage
10 Points
Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot
10 Points
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender
10 Points
Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses
10 Points
Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs
10 Points
Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall
25 Points
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars
50 Points
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)
Crush The Castle 2
A Freeze is Coming
5 Points
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic
5 Points
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst
Unlocked 10/3/10
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic
Unlocked 10/3/10
5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
Death From Above
Unlocked 10/3/10
5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo
5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack
Unlocked 10/3/10
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting
5 Points
Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost
5 Points
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First
Unlocked 10/3/10
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh
5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death
Unlocked 10/3/10
5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity!
5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target
Unlocked 10/3/10
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac
5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl
5 Points
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
You're Doing It Wrong
5 Points
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Prohibition
Unlocked 10/3/10
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
Veteran Crusher
10 Points
Crush all castles
Golden God
25 Points
Get gold medals on all castles.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 8/22 (45/140 points)